The IANcyclopedia

  • The United States. The birthplace of Aviation, space travel, football, professional baseball, many great bands/artists like like Twenty One Pilots, Black Keys, and Dean Martin. Inventions like the traffic light, rubber tires, ambulances, the cash register. And Superman.

  • Ohio. The heart of it all. The birthplace of Aviation, space travel, football, professional baseball, many great bands/artists like like Twenty One Pilots, Black Keys, and Dean Martin. Inventions like the traffic light, rubber tires, ambulances, the cash register. And Superman.

    Yes. Those are all from Ohio.

  • Kansas. Because it’s not Misery.. I mean Missouri.

  • Greatest game of all time. The only thing that doesn’t hurt me.

  • If you have a basketball and you push it done two feet under the surface in a pool or Lake Eire, it will push up with the same buoyant force. The size of the body of the water does not matter neither does the depth below. When you swim, you can only swim one stroke at a time, one foot at a time not forty. When you squat, your form should be the same one rep one as rep ten. No matter how deep and dark the water is below you, only swim one stroke at a time. No matter how bleak life is and what weight you feel - all you can do is one stroke at a time. Deep waters.

    Conversely, you can make trivial and remedial tasks seem bigger than they are and make fun of yourself by using this line when you do something as simple as reading a Children’s book when the page doesn’t have pictures on it.

  • Let’s play ball.

  • The world tour!

  • Is objective.

  • The metropolitan area encompasing Parma, Cleveland, and surrounding suburbs and cities in Northeast Ohio. The cultural epicenter is the Meijer’s on Broadview.

    The center of the area includes important landmarks such as Meijer field, Swenson’s, St. Columbkile’s adoration chapel, the Vereses’s pond, the house on Chestnut, a ton of Cathedrals, Handel’s, the Cleveland Metroparks.

    Other farther out landmarks that are included are: St. Patrick’s, The West Side Market, Edgewater, Cuyahoga Valley National Park, the Cleveland Browns Stadium, Blossom, Beautiful Brecksville-Broadview Heights, Little and Big Met, among many others.

    Euclid is non-included enclave and should be wiped off the map.

  • The good parts of the Kansas City MSA. The parts of Kansas City in Kansas that are not Kansas City, KS.

    The most important landmarks and members are Holy Spirit Catholic Church, the Frechin Gym, Skate City, and Patrick.

  • When you inconvenience yourself for to humorously inconvenience someone else more.

  • The Blue Ridge Mountains in Northern Georgia, Western North Carolina, and Tennesssee

  • Findlay, Ohio. They have Dietsch Bros Ice Cream, Ridley’s, 20 minute drive to Our Lady of Consolation, my final Valvoline, and that one Steak and Shake… and I left my heart in Findlay, Ohio.

  • The source of all problems in the world… you know who they are.

    1. Said with confidence and are factually true.

    2. Or true to a bit.

  • A device that assists people with social development issues navigate social gatherings with individuals with an average IQ 25 points higher than them.

  • When a person seamlessly blends into a new crowd and they can hardly notice that they are not in that group.

  • Someone who is so unhinged the door is just gone.

  • A typical Friday evening.

  • They’re awesome and totally can be worn by men.

  • It’s not gonna happen T. 5/25

    I was wrong. 5/28

  • The seasonal temperature variation is very small; the difference between the August average of 58.5 °F (14.7 °C) and the December average of 47.8 °F (8.8 °C) is only 10.7 °F (5.9 °C), about equal to the diurnal temperature variation. Eureka is unique among mid-latitude climates in the northern hemisphere in that in more than 135 years of recorded temperatures, February has measured a warmer absolute maximum temperature than both the two high summer months of July and August. The absolute maximum temperature of July is merely 77 °F (25 °C) in spite of the high sun strength. The two warmest nights measured in Eureka were both during winter, as January 18, 1981, recorded a low of 63 °F (17 °C), tying a February 26, 1980, record.

    In addition, Eureka has a very short and milder range of temperatures compared to most of the contiguous US, with the all-time highest and lowest temperatures recorded in Eureka being only 87 °F (30.6 °C) on October 26, 1993, September 2, 2017, and September 28, 2020, and 20 °F (−6.7 °C) on January 14, 1888, respectively. On average, the highest temperature seen throughout the entire year is only 79 °F (26.1 °C), one of the coolest in the contiguous US, while on average the lowest temperature seen in the year (most often occurring at night) is only a similarly moderate 29 °F (−1.7 °C), yielding a very short and mild temperature range of about 50 °F (28 °C) throughout the year. Additionally, Eureka remains the only city on the West Coast of the continental United States to have never recorded a temperature of 90 °F (32.2 °C).[citation needed]

    Temperatures drop to freezing or below only on a few nights per year, and daytime temperatures for these days are typically mild temperatures ranging between 43–58 °F (6.1–14.4 °C). Eureka has never recorded an ice day, with the coldest daytime maximum being 34 °F (1 °C) in 1990.Between 1991 and 2020, the coldest daytime high of the year was 45 °F (7 °C) and the warmest night averaged 59 °F (15 °C).

  • No elaboration.

  • You can lie to me, but don’t dare to lie to numbers.

  • Trust me, if you pay attention it makes sense.

  • Hit somebody!

  • A passive minded response to something serious that someone did in fact not have to do.

  • I-O!

  • That’s horrors with an h. H-O-R-R-O-R-S… God Bless the Mountain West. God Bless the USA, home of the free because of the brave.

  • A high honorific title for the best John in the world.

  • You don’t have to worry about my phone or location being off unless I told you I am taking a hiking trip there.

  • “It’s like you want it to be real”

  • Single, in your thirties, good job, no debt, no vices, having your life put together, and good looking? Jane Eyre would be all over this.

  • The Eastern Time Zone. Also known as “NFL Time”

    Ex: “I’ll call you at 1 o’clock.”

    “1 my time or your time?“

    “1 o’clock NFL time”

  • A surprisingly cool city, plus it isn’t Sioux Falls.

  • A modern day philosopher and my favorite African-Canadian-Jewish Poet.

    Like me, he has also pumped gas on road trips going from Cincinnati onto Dayton.

  • A Plains City.

  • "It's quite possible to be a good man without anyone realizing it."

    - Meditations VII.67

  • Somewhere on the Western Half of the United States.

  • "What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word."

    "With the fall of Coruscant and the elimination of the traitorous Jedi, Palpatine's rise to power was complete. In recognition of our service and loyalty to the Emperor, the 501st were placed under the direct command of Lord Vader. Armed with deadly new weapons, blazing new ships, and shiny new armor, our presence let the galaxy know that the days of the Old Republic were well and truly over. We were establishing a new era, an era of order and peace."

  • Remember that you MUST live.

    “You can still waste the gift of today”

  • Let the record show that I have never hurt anyone or broken any furniture.

  • The dark produces better roots than light.

  • Not football. https://x.com/Pontifex/status/2064739688104001872?s=20 (Not ex cathedra - but X cathedra)

  • I don’t know what it is, but I BELIEVE that it is evil

  • The key to solving racism.

  • Less carpets. More ramparts and crenellations.